1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:05,000 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.addic7ed.com - 2 00:00:11,701 --> 00:00:13,500 Hey, guys. What are you doing? 3 00:00:13,799 --> 00:00:15,279 Trying to guess what the day's special will be 4 00:00:15,410 --> 00:00:17,150 based on the staff's prep work. 5 00:00:17,281 --> 00:00:19,318 It's not exactly fun, but it's something. 6 00:00:19,319 --> 00:00:21,111 Thor hoping Jay finally take Thor's suggestion 7 00:00:21,241 --> 00:00:23,722 and put rams' testicles on menu. 8 00:00:23,853 --> 00:00:25,637 - And what is Gabe doing? - Gabe is waiting 9 00:00:25,768 --> 00:00:27,596 to come down from whatever he smoked on his break. 10 00:00:27,726 --> 00:00:30,990 He says he's speaking telepathically to the cauliflower. 11 00:00:31,164 --> 00:00:33,297 This man should not have access to knives. 12 00:00:33,384 --> 00:00:34,603 Sorry I'm late. 13 00:00:34,733 --> 00:00:36,996 Last night I took my date to that ice cream shop 14 00:00:37,127 --> 00:00:38,694 next to the animal shelter. 15 00:00:38,824 --> 00:00:43,307 I teared up looking at those senior dogs in the window, 16 00:00:43,438 --> 00:00:45,788 and then it was "game on." 17 00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:47,224 You're such a sleaze. 18 00:00:47,398 --> 00:00:48,834 An ice cream/puppy cuddle doubleheader 19 00:00:48,965 --> 00:00:50,227 is exactly the kind of move 20 00:00:50,401 --> 00:00:52,421 T-Money would have pulled in his prime. 21 00:00:52,751 --> 00:00:55,145 The ice cream doesn't melt, but the panties do. 22 00:00:55,319 --> 00:00:56,973 Why doesn't the ice cream melt? 23 00:00:57,103 --> 00:00:59,845 I don't know, Pete, just let me have a catchphrase. 24 00:01:00,019 --> 00:01:01,891 You get everything I requested for tonight's special? 25 00:01:02,021 --> 00:01:03,109 Sure did, Cobra. 26 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:04,502 Ooh, here we go. 27 00:01:06,025 --> 00:01:07,592 Yes! 28 00:01:07,723 --> 00:01:10,029 Thor right. Rams' testicles. 29 00:01:10,203 --> 00:01:12,031 Diners eat well tonight. 30 00:01:12,205 --> 00:01:14,947 Thorfinn, those are brussels sprouts. 31 00:01:16,209 --> 00:01:17,297 They're vegetables. 32 00:01:17,384 --> 00:01:19,386 And people eat? 33 00:01:20,431 --> 00:01:22,346 Thor gonna be sick. 34 00:01:27,699 --> 00:01:30,310 Sam. Remember how I have a daughter now? 35 00:01:30,441 --> 00:01:32,443 Well, she came to visit, and while she was here, 36 00:01:32,574 --> 00:01:35,272 you texted her from my phone, pretending to be me, 37 00:01:35,445 --> 00:01:37,230 and said that the man who raised her 38 00:01:37,403 --> 00:01:39,015 wasn't her real father and that you were, 39 00:01:39,145 --> 00:01:42,409 and then I had to take the blame, so, yeah, I remember. 40 00:01:42,540 --> 00:01:46,283 Well, great news, I saw on Instagram that she lost her job, 41 00:01:46,457 --> 00:01:48,938 so you can hire her here at the restaurant. 42 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:50,417 Oh, boy. Trevor wants us to hire 43 00:01:50,548 --> 00:01:52,028 his daughter as a server at Mahesh. 44 00:01:52,158 --> 00:01:54,465 Uh, too bad we spent all our money 45 00:01:54,596 --> 00:01:56,728 fixing the stripper-shaped hole in the roof. 46 00:01:56,859 --> 00:01:58,730 I know it's not technically possible, 47 00:01:58,817 --> 00:02:00,819 but I swear that hole had abs. 48 00:02:00,993 --> 00:02:02,385 What if I pay her salary? 49 00:02:02,516 --> 00:02:04,431 I have the money from my finance job. 50 00:02:04,562 --> 00:02:06,433 Trevor says he'll pay Abby's salary. 51 00:02:06,564 --> 00:02:07,652 He just wants to be around her. 52 00:02:07,826 --> 00:02:10,220 - It's actually kind of sweet. - Hmm. 53 00:02:10,307 --> 00:02:12,309 Yeah, okay. I mean, it's a really good deal. 54 00:02:12,396 --> 00:02:14,833 Yes. You won't regret this. 55 00:02:15,007 --> 00:02:16,835 Okay, well, we don't even know if she'll take the job. 56 00:02:17,009 --> 00:02:20,404 I just appreciate that you're gonna ask her. 57 00:02:20,491 --> 00:02:21,840 And while he's saying yes to things, 58 00:02:22,014 --> 00:02:24,147 maybe we should hire her hot friend Brooke as a hostess. 59 00:02:24,277 --> 00:02:26,758 Ew, Trevor, that's your daughter's friend. 60 00:02:27,803 --> 00:02:29,587 I'm new to the whole girl dad thing. 61 00:02:29,718 --> 00:02:30,936 I'm learning on the job. 62 00:02:31,067 --> 00:02:32,372 Good note. 63 00:02:33,373 --> 00:02:35,680 So, how are things going with you and Pete? 64 00:02:35,811 --> 00:02:39,466 I mean, good, but since we both have roommates, 65 00:02:39,554 --> 00:02:41,991 we don't have anywhere to... make out. 66 00:02:42,121 --> 00:02:46,038 Oh, so you two are still just at the kissing stage? 67 00:02:46,169 --> 00:02:48,258 Okay, well, FYI, there's more. 68 00:02:48,431 --> 00:02:49,868 I know all about it, 69 00:02:49,999 --> 00:02:51,914 'cause, you know, I did it with Joan. 70 00:02:52,088 --> 00:02:55,787 Oh, and she was so satisfied, she still hasn't come back. 71 00:02:55,874 --> 00:02:57,267 That's impressive. 72 00:02:57,441 --> 00:02:59,269 Attention, everyone. 73 00:02:59,443 --> 00:03:01,880 Creepy Dirk has an announcement. 74 00:03:02,054 --> 00:03:04,666 I am running for reelection. 75 00:03:04,753 --> 00:03:06,755 - What's he talking about? - You guys don't remember? 76 00:03:06,885 --> 00:03:09,366 Four years ago, Dirk beat Isaac and Alberta 77 00:03:09,496 --> 00:03:10,933 and became ghost representative. 78 00:03:11,107 --> 00:03:13,849 You had to resort to flimflammery to beat me, 79 00:03:13,936 --> 00:03:16,286 which is the ultimate compliment. 80 00:03:17,461 --> 00:03:19,855 Anyways, Dirk's four-year term is up, 81 00:03:19,942 --> 00:03:22,422 and I'm running his reelection campaign. 82 00:03:22,553 --> 00:03:24,903 And we're just up here to "press the flesh," 83 00:03:25,034 --> 00:03:27,253 as they say in the politics game. 84 00:03:27,384 --> 00:03:31,023 Alberta, would you like to press my flesh? 85 00:03:31,024 --> 00:03:32,024 I'm good. 86 00:03:32,025 --> 00:03:35,000 Isn't the position just ceremonial? 87 00:03:35,131 --> 00:03:36,479 I know originally it was supposed to be the ghost 88 00:03:36,567 --> 00:03:37,873 that communicates with Sam, 89 00:03:38,003 --> 00:03:40,745 but now it's just an empty figurehead position. 90 00:03:40,876 --> 00:03:43,487 I mean, who would even want... 91 00:03:44,662 --> 00:03:46,795 Not to Higgintoot my own horn, 92 00:03:46,925 --> 00:03:50,363 but I believe destiny has chosen me for this moment. 93 00:03:50,494 --> 00:03:53,497 If the upstairs ghosts can line up behind me 94 00:03:53,628 --> 00:03:56,805 and we don't split our vote again, I shall prevail. 95 00:03:56,935 --> 00:04:00,243 So here I am, throwing my hat into the ring. 96 00:04:00,373 --> 00:04:02,114 Ooh, that sounds fun. 97 00:04:02,245 --> 00:04:04,964 - What does? - Throwing hats into rings. 98 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:07,163 I'm in, too. 99 00:04:07,293 --> 00:04:08,860 No. No, I literally just explained 100 00:04:08,991 --> 00:04:11,123 why we shouldn't both do that. It's self-defeating. 101 00:04:11,254 --> 00:04:15,650 But on the other hand, throwing hats into rings rules. 102 00:04:15,737 --> 00:04:17,216 Yes. 103 00:04:17,347 --> 00:04:18,870 Dibs on Alberta's hat. 104 00:04:20,567 --> 00:04:22,525 Look at my girl. 105 00:04:22,657 --> 00:04:24,049 Shayna punim. 106 00:04:24,179 --> 00:04:25,572 I know I can't hug her, but would it be weird 107 00:04:25,703 --> 00:04:27,400 if I poked her cheek? 108 00:04:27,530 --> 00:04:31,100 We're so thrilled that you were able to fill the position, Abby. 109 00:04:31,230 --> 00:04:34,451 Yeah, you caught me at a bit of a rough moment. 110 00:04:34,581 --> 00:04:36,453 I broke up with my boyfriend, 111 00:04:36,583 --> 00:04:41,023 lost my job, and my roommate adopted a bunch of ferrets. 112 00:04:41,153 --> 00:04:43,242 I had a bunch of ferrets once. 113 00:04:43,416 --> 00:04:46,028 Oh, that coat was the envy of East 61st Street. 114 00:04:46,202 --> 00:04:48,508 Well, we're lucky to have you. 115 00:04:48,639 --> 00:04:50,684 I'm a bit confused why you reached out to me, though, 116 00:04:50,859 --> 00:04:53,035 'cause waiters are very easy to find 117 00:04:53,165 --> 00:04:54,601 and I've never done it before. 118 00:04:54,776 --> 00:04:56,168 I think she's delicately asking 119 00:04:56,299 --> 00:04:57,909 if you have a weird obsession with her, 120 00:04:57,996 --> 00:04:59,606 which, honestly, the facts support. 121 00:04:59,694 --> 00:05:03,219 Well, we saw some of your recent posts, 122 00:05:03,349 --> 00:05:06,265 and we noticed that you were having kind of a tough run of it. 123 00:05:06,396 --> 00:05:09,094 And to be totally honest, I still feel bad about... 124 00:05:09,225 --> 00:05:10,705 How do I say this? 125 00:05:10,879 --> 00:05:13,446 Almost destroying her family last time she here? 126 00:05:13,620 --> 00:05:15,231 How things went when you visited. 127 00:05:15,405 --> 00:05:16,972 Well, yeah, I'm-I'm happy to work here. 128 00:05:17,059 --> 00:05:20,018 But there need to be some very clear boundaries set 129 00:05:20,149 --> 00:05:23,761 because last time things got very weird. 130 00:05:23,892 --> 00:05:25,458 Understood. 131 00:05:25,589 --> 00:05:29,288 Sam, I promise I will not make you look like a freak again. 132 00:05:29,375 --> 00:05:30,725 Thank you. 133 00:05:32,030 --> 00:05:35,599 Is what you could have said 134 00:05:35,686 --> 00:05:36,686 in response to what I said. 135 00:05:36,731 --> 00:05:38,689 It's just sort of polite. 136 00:05:38,820 --> 00:05:41,040 Yes, you're not a freak who can see ghosts, 137 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:44,303 you're merely an annoying etiquette hawk. Well played. 138 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:46,305 - We off to good start. - Mm. 139 00:05:47,306 --> 00:05:49,526 Flower, listen. I'm concerned 140 00:05:49,656 --> 00:05:51,528 that if we both run for ghost representative, 141 00:05:51,658 --> 00:05:52,833 we'll split the upstairs vote, 142 00:05:53,008 --> 00:05:55,227 thus extending Creepy Dirk's reign of ickiness. 143 00:05:55,357 --> 00:05:58,622 Look, Isaac, when I first threw my hat in the ring, 144 00:05:58,753 --> 00:06:01,843 I'll admit, I thought it was literally about hats and rings. 145 00:06:01,973 --> 00:06:03,932 And just checking, we're sure it's not that? 146 00:06:04,106 --> 00:06:05,847 No, sweetie. This is about running for elective office. 147 00:06:06,077 --> 00:06:07,457 Which I dig. 148 00:06:07,544 --> 00:06:09,676 My whole vibe was about effecting change. 149 00:06:09,764 --> 00:06:11,940 Us hippies, we weren't just doing acid 150 00:06:12,070 --> 00:06:13,506 and having orgies for fun. 151 00:06:13,637 --> 00:06:15,682 We were doing those things to protest Nixon. 152 00:06:15,813 --> 00:06:17,554 Why don't you two have a primary 153 00:06:17,728 --> 00:06:19,948 to pick which of you will run against Dirk in the general? 154 00:06:20,078 --> 00:06:21,688 That way you won't have to split the upstairs ghost vote. 155 00:06:21,863 --> 00:06:23,386 Interesting. 156 00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:25,649 And any primary would, of course, feature that grandest 157 00:06:25,823 --> 00:06:28,783 of political traditions: the debate. 158 00:06:28,913 --> 00:06:30,523 Flower, do you accept this challenge? 159 00:06:30,654 --> 00:06:32,830 - Okay. - Then it's settled. 160 00:06:32,917 --> 00:06:34,963 It shall be I, someone who has committed 161 00:06:35,093 --> 00:06:37,443 the entire works of Aristotle to memory, 162 00:06:37,574 --> 00:06:39,750 versus Flower, who is... 163 00:06:39,924 --> 00:06:42,448 oop... currently staring at a lamp. 164 00:06:42,622 --> 00:06:44,189 Oh. 165 00:06:44,320 --> 00:06:48,324 I was wondering why this TV show had gotten so lamp-heavy. 166 00:06:48,454 --> 00:06:49,804 Look at her. 167 00:06:49,891 --> 00:06:51,501 She's nailing it. 168 00:06:51,631 --> 00:06:53,155 And she's only 298 months old. 169 00:06:53,242 --> 00:06:54,721 Hey, girl. 170 00:06:54,852 --> 00:06:56,680 The customers are loving you. 171 00:06:56,811 --> 00:06:59,335 Must be that famous Lefkowitz charm. 172 00:06:59,465 --> 00:07:01,467 - What do you mean? - Ooh, Bela, 173 00:07:01,598 --> 00:07:03,382 that's gonna be a tough one to explain. 174 00:07:03,513 --> 00:07:05,632 Uh, because, you know, when, um, 175 00:07:05,633 --> 00:07:07,952 they hosted your biological father's memorial here, 176 00:07:08,126 --> 00:07:10,781 a lot of people talked about how charming he was. 177 00:07:10,912 --> 00:07:11,956 So that's how I know. 178 00:07:12,130 --> 00:07:13,871 Not because he personally charmed me. 179 00:07:13,958 --> 00:07:15,960 How could he? He's dead! 180 00:07:16,091 --> 00:07:18,441 Yes. She pull it off. 181 00:07:21,226 --> 00:07:22,619 What's up? 182 00:07:22,749 --> 00:07:24,490 I'm Neel. I'm one of the cooks. 183 00:07:24,577 --> 00:07:25,709 Uh-oh, what's this? 184 00:07:25,883 --> 00:07:27,842 Could be innocent. We don't know. 185 00:07:27,972 --> 00:07:29,278 You're new here, right? 186 00:07:29,365 --> 00:07:30,932 No, I've been here for months. 187 00:07:31,019 --> 00:07:32,672 I'm just really good at blending in. 188 00:07:32,803 --> 00:07:35,501 Funny and cute. 189 00:07:35,632 --> 00:07:36,851 That's a dangerous combination. 190 00:07:36,938 --> 00:07:38,982 Come on, this is flirtatious. 191 00:07:39,114 --> 00:07:40,985 No, she's just being nice. He's too old for her. 192 00:07:41,159 --> 00:07:42,900 She just tuck hair behind ear. 193 00:07:42,987 --> 00:07:45,120 - It is on. - Well, I can show you 194 00:07:45,207 --> 00:07:47,470 around the town after work if you like. 195 00:07:47,600 --> 00:07:50,132 But only if you answer one question correctly. 196 00:07:50,364 --> 00:07:52,040 What's that? 197 00:07:52,823 --> 00:07:54,433 Do you like ice cream? 198 00:07:54,607 --> 00:07:58,394 No! 199 00:07:58,568 --> 00:08:00,744 Yeah. Who doesn't like ice cream? 200 00:08:00,918 --> 00:08:02,050 Great. 201 00:08:02,180 --> 00:08:05,009 Ice cream means sex. 202 00:08:07,665 --> 00:08:09,450 In order to help you with your debate against Isaac, 203 00:08:09,624 --> 00:08:11,365 we'll ask questions that could come up at the debate, 204 00:08:11,495 --> 00:08:13,454 - and you just do your best. - Ooh. 205 00:08:13,628 --> 00:08:15,978 Question one: the shaft of light in the upstairs den. 206 00:08:16,109 --> 00:08:17,762 It's always been first come, first served, 207 00:08:17,893 --> 00:08:19,155 but do you think that's fair, 208 00:08:19,286 --> 00:08:20,983 or should we have designated times 209 00:08:21,070 --> 00:08:22,637 - like we do with the TV? - Ooh, 210 00:08:22,767 --> 00:08:24,117 I know this one. 211 00:08:25,770 --> 00:08:28,121 - Seven. - What's that? 212 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,036 Teen? Seventeen? 213 00:08:30,166 --> 00:08:32,212 But those are just numbers. 214 00:08:32,386 --> 00:08:34,953 - Red? - Child, our girl's in trouble. 215 00:08:35,128 --> 00:08:37,086 Oh, no, no... oh, ooh... 216 00:08:37,173 --> 00:08:38,521 Oh... 217 00:08:39,654 --> 00:08:41,525 Whoa. 218 00:08:41,656 --> 00:08:42,786 - Ow. - Are you okay? 219 00:08:42,918 --> 00:08:45,093 I'm more worried about Gabe. 220 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:48,402 I think I need to sit down. 221 00:08:48,532 --> 00:08:51,144 The most stoned man in the world just got Flowered. 222 00:08:51,274 --> 00:08:52,797 Uh, is he gonna be okay? 223 00:08:52,928 --> 00:08:56,192 Hmm. You posit an interesting question, Sasappis. 224 00:08:56,279 --> 00:08:58,934 Based on his prodigious use of mind-altering substances, 225 00:08:59,065 --> 00:09:01,676 I'd have to assume that he's an extreme outlier 226 00:09:01,806 --> 00:09:05,375 in terms of his capacity to metabolize THC and psilocybin. 227 00:09:06,420 --> 00:09:07,508 What the hell just happened? 228 00:09:07,638 --> 00:09:09,205 I-I think Flower got smart? 229 00:09:09,292 --> 00:09:11,773 B-Because Gabe walked through her? How does that work? 230 00:09:11,860 --> 00:09:13,688 As I currently feel sober, 231 00:09:13,862 --> 00:09:16,125 I can only surmise that Gabe's impressive tolerance 232 00:09:16,256 --> 00:09:19,906 has caused him to absorb the entirety of my intoxication. 233 00:09:19,907 --> 00:09:21,304 Okay, so, 234 00:09:21,435 --> 00:09:23,176 are you just gonna be smart from now on? 235 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:25,308 Based on what I've witnessed in my time here, 236 00:09:25,482 --> 00:09:28,398 these metaphysical side effects are always temporary. 237 00:09:28,529 --> 00:09:31,009 I have no reason to believe this will be any different. 238 00:09:31,184 --> 00:09:33,186 Then let's get you to that debate. 239 00:09:33,273 --> 00:09:34,796 - Yes. - Ha! 240 00:09:37,277 --> 00:09:40,236 What was in that Pop-Tart? 241 00:09:41,281 --> 00:09:43,500 I'm just gonna take a nap. 242 00:09:48,418 --> 00:09:50,594 No, Pete, I'm sorry, I'm not gonna have 243 00:09:50,681 --> 00:09:52,640 a dedicated room for the ghosts to make out in. 244 00:09:52,770 --> 00:09:54,850 Would it help if I told you we already have a name for the room? 245 00:09:54,851 --> 00:09:58,011 It's Smooch City. 246 00:09:58,341 --> 00:09:59,777 He told me, and now you have to know. 247 00:09:59,908 --> 00:10:01,649 - Ugh. - Sam, I need you to fire Neel 248 00:10:01,736 --> 00:10:03,216 before the restaurant closes tonight. 249 00:10:03,303 --> 00:10:04,826 He's gonna take Abby out for ice cream. 250 00:10:04,956 --> 00:10:06,132 Ice cream, Sam. 251 00:10:06,262 --> 00:10:07,400 That doesn't sound so bad. 252 00:10:07,401 --> 00:10:10,440 No, that's his big move. The guy is a dog. 253 00:10:10,571 --> 00:10:13,530 Jay, Trevor is worried because Neel asked Abby out, 254 00:10:13,704 --> 00:10:16,229 and I guess he's a bit of a playboy? 255 00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,274 He carries five condoms in his wallet. 256 00:10:18,361 --> 00:10:20,407 From the outside, it looks like the Olympic rings. 257 00:10:20,494 --> 00:10:22,060 Abby's a grown woman, 258 00:10:22,148 --> 00:10:24,193 and a restaurant's not like normal workplaces. 259 00:10:24,367 --> 00:10:26,500 Chefs work hard, they got to play hard. 260 00:10:26,630 --> 00:10:28,980 I got some stories for you... about other people. 261 00:10:29,111 --> 00:10:30,765 Uh, third-party, very distant. 262 00:10:30,939 --> 00:10:32,854 Don't companies today have policies 263 00:10:32,941 --> 00:10:34,334 against dating in the workplace? 264 00:10:34,464 --> 00:10:36,379 Yes. My investment firm certainly does. 265 00:10:36,510 --> 00:10:38,120 I know because I got reprimanded 266 00:10:38,207 --> 00:10:39,687 for posting that hot-or-not list on the company Slack. 267 00:10:39,817 --> 00:10:41,341 The ghosts are suggesting we institute 268 00:10:41,515 --> 00:10:43,473 a policy about dating in the workplace? 269 00:10:43,560 --> 00:10:45,823 Sam, please. 270 00:10:45,954 --> 00:10:48,391 I just, I don't want her to get her heart broken by some jerk. 271 00:10:48,522 --> 00:10:51,786 He's really worried about Abby. Come on, it's his daughter. 272 00:10:51,916 --> 00:10:53,527 Okay... oh, geez. Okay, fine. 273 00:10:53,657 --> 00:10:55,181 W-well, maybe we can tell everyone 274 00:10:55,355 --> 00:10:57,661 there's a mandatory meeting about HR stuff, 275 00:10:57,748 --> 00:10:59,402 and we can sneak the new policy in. 276 00:10:59,533 --> 00:11:01,099 - Yes. - In my day, 277 00:11:01,230 --> 00:11:04,277 "HR" referred to Heath Rutherford, 278 00:11:04,364 --> 00:11:06,540 who was in charge of dumping cold water 279 00:11:06,670 --> 00:11:08,890 on young factory workers asleep at the loom. 280 00:11:08,977 --> 00:11:11,936 That is the downside to employing children. 281 00:11:12,110 --> 00:11:13,851 They are always napping. 282 00:11:13,982 --> 00:11:15,592 Okay. 283 00:11:15,723 --> 00:11:18,465 Welcome to the first upstairs ghost primary debate. 284 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,771 We'll begin with opening statements. Isaac? 285 00:11:20,902 --> 00:11:23,470 - You have the floor. - Thank you, everyone, for attending. 286 00:11:23,557 --> 00:11:26,995 Democracy works best when all participate. 287 00:11:27,125 --> 00:11:31,956 White male landowners and others. 288 00:11:34,481 --> 00:11:36,309 Okay, that felt like an applause line, but no matter. 289 00:11:36,439 --> 00:11:39,573 Now, Flower, 290 00:11:39,703 --> 00:11:41,923 which style of debate would you like to engage in? 291 00:11:42,010 --> 00:11:46,580 A debate is a sort of formalized exchange of ideas. 292 00:11:46,710 --> 00:11:48,408 Thank you, Isaac. 293 00:11:48,538 --> 00:11:50,975 I'm equally comfortable in Lincoln-Douglas, 294 00:11:51,106 --> 00:11:53,151 British Parliamentary, or Oxford-style. 295 00:11:53,282 --> 00:11:54,501 You can choose. 296 00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:56,416 Uh... 297 00:11:56,503 --> 00:11:59,114 No, she speaking gibberish. We need to stop this. 298 00:11:59,245 --> 00:12:01,421 Okay, now it's time for our first question. 299 00:12:01,551 --> 00:12:03,074 Yes, I have one. Who are you 300 00:12:03,205 --> 00:12:04,554 and what in the hell have you done with Flower? 301 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:07,427 I maintain that all of us have within us the ability 302 00:12:07,557 --> 00:12:09,167 to rise and meet the moment. 303 00:12:09,298 --> 00:12:10,865 If elected, 304 00:12:10,995 --> 00:12:12,649 I would follow the words of Cicero: 305 00:12:12,780 --> 00:12:15,435 Salus populi suprema lex esto. 306 00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:19,308 The welfare of the people shall be the supreme law. 307 00:12:21,310 --> 00:12:22,920 What is happening? Why is she so cogent? 308 00:12:23,051 --> 00:12:26,010 Okay, our next question comes from Sasappis. 309 00:12:26,097 --> 00:12:28,230 Let's say a ghost wanted to smell pizza, 310 00:12:28,361 --> 00:12:29,971 but Sam refused to order one. 311 00:12:30,058 --> 00:12:32,669 How would you, as ghost representative, handle that? 312 00:12:32,843 --> 00:12:34,105 I'll take this one. 313 00:12:35,106 --> 00:12:37,631 As a ghost, I would be powerless to help. 314 00:12:37,805 --> 00:12:40,590 Therefore, I would advise you to surrender. 315 00:12:40,721 --> 00:12:42,462 Which, not to brag, 316 00:12:42,636 --> 00:12:44,551 I am incredible at. 317 00:12:44,638 --> 00:12:45,639 Thank you. 318 00:12:45,813 --> 00:12:48,032 Uh, Flower, same question. 319 00:12:48,119 --> 00:12:49,686 Scratch and sniff stickers employ a process 320 00:12:49,817 --> 00:12:52,428 known as microencapsulation to capture various scents... 321 00:12:52,602 --> 00:12:56,345 including pizza... in two-dimensional objects. 322 00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:59,043 I would convince Sam to keep a number of these on hand, 323 00:12:59,174 --> 00:13:02,786 and then Trevor could activate them using his ghost power. 324 00:13:02,917 --> 00:13:04,222 Yes! 325 00:13:04,310 --> 00:13:06,224 Bravo, Madam Representative! 326 00:13:06,312 --> 00:13:09,053 This isn't fair. There's flimflammery afoot. 327 00:13:09,184 --> 00:13:11,317 There's flimflammery, I say! 328 00:13:11,447 --> 00:13:14,058 Okay, uh, well, th-thanks, everyone, for gathering. 329 00:13:14,145 --> 00:13:16,060 Um, I'll try and keep this brief. 330 00:13:16,147 --> 00:13:18,236 It's just a quick update on our new 331 00:13:18,367 --> 00:13:20,674 dating in the workplace policy. 332 00:13:20,804 --> 00:13:23,154 I'm sorry, we have a dating in the workplace policy? 333 00:13:23,285 --> 00:13:24,634 - We do now. - And I support it, 334 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:27,768 100%, whatever it is, because of my respect for women. 335 00:13:27,898 --> 00:13:30,466 Thank you, Mark. 336 00:13:30,597 --> 00:13:32,642 - What are you doing here? - I heard there was a seminar 337 00:13:32,773 --> 00:13:34,905 on sexual harassment, and that is a subject 338 00:13:35,079 --> 00:13:37,647 I am always looking to improve on. 339 00:13:37,734 --> 00:13:40,868 And by "improve on," I mean "get better at doing it." 340 00:13:41,042 --> 00:13:42,391 Great tush, by the way. 341 00:13:43,871 --> 00:13:45,699 Is this new policy because of, uh, 342 00:13:45,873 --> 00:13:47,004 me and the linens lady? 343 00:13:47,135 --> 00:13:48,266 No. 344 00:13:48,397 --> 00:13:50,617 Then is it because of me and Gabe? 345 00:13:51,966 --> 00:13:52,967 Did we hook up? 346 00:13:53,141 --> 00:13:54,621 You met my parents. 347 00:13:54,751 --> 00:13:56,840 Look, this isn't about anyone in particular. 348 00:13:56,971 --> 00:13:59,190 Just going forward, the new policy is we don't allow 349 00:13:59,320 --> 00:14:01,105 for workplace relationships. 350 00:14:01,236 --> 00:14:02,411 Did you hear that Neel and I are supposed 351 00:14:02,542 --> 00:14:03,978 to get ice cream tonight? 352 00:14:04,108 --> 00:14:06,284 No, that was not on my radar. 353 00:14:06,415 --> 00:14:09,418 But it would be prohibited under the new policy. 354 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:11,464 So, there was no policy, 355 00:14:11,594 --> 00:14:13,596 and now there is a policy just a few hours 356 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,163 before Neel and I are supposed to hang out, 357 00:14:15,337 --> 00:14:19,733 and you're telling us now in an emergency HR meeting? 358 00:14:19,863 --> 00:14:21,212 That's just a series of coincidences. 359 00:14:21,343 --> 00:14:23,693 Ooh, this is a damning fact pattern. 360 00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,695 This is very weird and very messed up, Sam, 361 00:14:25,782 --> 00:14:28,089 but, honestly, I'm not surprised at all. 362 00:14:28,219 --> 00:14:30,483 Abby, wait. 363 00:14:30,613 --> 00:14:32,398 I think people should be allowed to date who they want. 364 00:14:32,528 --> 00:14:35,444 She's a woman, too. I'm supporting women. 365 00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:37,968 - Do you want to kiss? - Oh, my God. 366 00:14:40,555 --> 00:14:42,296 We just came back from the vote, 367 00:14:42,470 --> 00:14:44,777 and you won in a landslide. 368 00:14:44,951 --> 00:14:46,518 That's incredible. 369 00:14:46,648 --> 00:14:49,434 What did I win? Was it best smile? 370 00:14:49,564 --> 00:14:51,740 In the commune, I won three years in a row, 371 00:14:51,871 --> 00:14:54,134 but then I got high and chipped my tooth on a rock 372 00:14:54,221 --> 00:14:57,006 that looked like an apple but tasted like a rock. 373 00:14:57,180 --> 00:14:59,008 Welcome back, Flower. 374 00:14:59,182 --> 00:15:00,232 It's actually really good to see you again. 375 00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:02,882 Oh, we missed you, you knucklehead. 376 00:15:03,012 --> 00:15:05,058 So, do you remember anything from when you were smart? 377 00:15:05,145 --> 00:15:08,540 I just remember this overwhelming feeling of futility. 378 00:15:08,627 --> 00:15:10,368 Like, I was hyperaware of how powerless we are 379 00:15:10,498 --> 00:15:12,413 and how we're trapped here forever 380 00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:14,415 with absolutely no idea why. 381 00:15:14,546 --> 00:15:15,547 Do you guys ever think about that? 382 00:15:15,677 --> 00:15:16,939 - Constantly. - It was bleak, man. 383 00:15:17,113 --> 00:15:19,115 Well, yeah, 384 00:15:19,202 --> 00:15:20,682 it's incredibly depressing. 385 00:15:20,769 --> 00:15:22,597 What is? 386 00:15:22,684 --> 00:15:25,295 Oh, that TV show about the lamp is on again. 387 00:15:25,426 --> 00:15:27,646 Oh, I've seen this episode. It's a classic. 388 00:15:27,776 --> 00:15:31,283 So, she just bummed us out and now she's back in Happy Land. 389 00:15:31,284 --> 00:15:34,957 Yeah. 390 00:15:37,482 --> 00:15:39,701 Oy gevalt. She's packing, Sam. 391 00:15:39,832 --> 00:15:41,703 - Do something. - Uh, hey, Abby. 392 00:15:41,790 --> 00:15:43,226 - Have you got a sec? - Oh, wait, 393 00:15:43,357 --> 00:15:45,054 is there another boundary you want to cross? 394 00:15:45,228 --> 00:15:47,448 Or do you want some blood so you can map my DNA? 395 00:15:47,579 --> 00:15:50,886 Look, I'm sorry, uh, that I meddled again. 396 00:15:51,017 --> 00:15:52,714 It's just that... The thing is... 397 00:15:53,672 --> 00:15:55,848 - The thing is... - Just tell her. 398 00:15:55,978 --> 00:15:56,979 - Seriously? - Honestly, 399 00:15:57,153 --> 00:15:58,154 what do you have to lose? 400 00:15:58,328 --> 00:15:59,591 What are you talking about? 401 00:16:01,941 --> 00:16:03,508 Do it. 402 00:16:08,469 --> 00:16:11,254 Your father is a ghost who haunts this mansion, 403 00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:14,606 and I know that because I can see ghosts. 404 00:16:14,693 --> 00:16:16,085 It really sound nuts when she say it out loud. 405 00:16:16,216 --> 00:16:17,652 Oh, she just blurts it out. 406 00:16:17,739 --> 00:16:20,220 Meanwhile, my mother was institutionalized for menstrual cramps. 407 00:16:20,394 --> 00:16:23,310 You people are crazy. 408 00:16:23,441 --> 00:16:25,181 Please never contact me again. 409 00:16:25,312 --> 00:16:26,574 I'm leaving now. 410 00:16:26,705 --> 00:16:28,750 No, no, Abby, wait. Look, 411 00:16:28,837 --> 00:16:31,187 I had the same reaction when they told me. 412 00:16:31,318 --> 00:16:33,755 But then Sam proved it by having one of the ghosts 413 00:16:33,842 --> 00:16:36,018 tell her everything that was in my purse. 414 00:16:36,149 --> 00:16:38,194 Uh, Sam, are there any ghosts in here right now? 415 00:16:38,281 --> 00:16:40,109 Hetty, Thorfinn and Trevor. 416 00:16:40,240 --> 00:16:41,763 Your father. 417 00:16:41,850 --> 00:16:43,025 Oh, hi, Trevor. 418 00:16:43,156 --> 00:16:44,200 We have history. 419 00:16:44,331 --> 00:16:45,941 He catfished me. 420 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:47,247 It's a long story, but basically, 421 00:16:47,377 --> 00:16:49,075 I was almost your stepmother. 422 00:16:49,249 --> 00:16:50,250 Bela, please stop talking. 423 00:16:50,380 --> 00:16:51,643 Hetty, do you mind? 424 00:16:53,688 --> 00:16:55,473 Makeup, uh, nail file, 425 00:16:55,603 --> 00:16:57,692 a book of crossword puzzles. 426 00:16:57,779 --> 00:16:59,912 And a string cheese out of its wrapper. 427 00:17:00,042 --> 00:17:01,914 Makeup, nail file, crossword puzzles, 428 00:17:02,044 --> 00:17:03,785 and unwrapped string cheese. 429 00:17:03,959 --> 00:17:06,048 All that proves is that you've been snooping through my things, 430 00:17:06,179 --> 00:17:07,615 which is very on-brand for you. 431 00:17:07,746 --> 00:17:10,009 This is not a trick. You can take the bag 432 00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:11,619 - out of the room and fill it... - Wait. 433 00:17:11,750 --> 00:17:13,708 She's my daughter. I'll prove it to her. 434 00:17:13,838 --> 00:17:15,710 Sam, tell her to look at the pen on the table. 435 00:17:15,841 --> 00:17:18,452 Trevor wants you to look at the pen on the table. 436 00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:20,715 He has the ability to move things. 437 00:17:20,802 --> 00:17:23,108 Okay, yeah, and I bet you haven't tied 438 00:17:23,239 --> 00:17:24,239 dental floss to that or anything. 439 00:17:24,240 --> 00:17:25,894 Okay, then, 440 00:17:26,025 --> 00:17:27,155 you pick the object. 441 00:17:27,329 --> 00:17:28,375 I mean, there's no way that we could've 442 00:17:28,549 --> 00:17:29,942 rigged everything in this room. 443 00:17:30,116 --> 00:17:31,596 All right, my... 444 00:17:31,726 --> 00:17:34,555 water bottle, which I've had with me all day, 445 00:17:34,686 --> 00:17:36,296 so I know you didn't mess with it. 446 00:17:36,426 --> 00:17:38,907 What? No! This thing is huge! 447 00:17:39,038 --> 00:17:41,823 Why do girls carry around so much water these days? 448 00:17:41,954 --> 00:17:43,259 The thing is, that's a little heavy for Trevor. 449 00:17:43,346 --> 00:17:45,392 Could you possibly pick something lighter? 450 00:17:45,479 --> 00:17:47,046 I knew you were full of it. 451 00:17:47,176 --> 00:17:50,179 Okay, okay, fine. If that's what she wants, fine. 452 00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:51,877 He's trying. 453 00:17:54,488 --> 00:17:56,751 - Is impossible. - Come on, Trevor. 454 00:17:58,361 --> 00:17:59,798 I can do it. 455 00:17:59,928 --> 00:18:01,756 For my daughter. 456 00:18:11,505 --> 00:18:12,898 How are you doing that? 457 00:18:13,028 --> 00:18:14,552 It's Trevor. 458 00:18:14,726 --> 00:18:16,945 He's really strong for a ghost. 459 00:18:17,119 --> 00:18:19,600 And funny. And sensitive. 460 00:18:21,602 --> 00:18:23,038 - Yes! - Well done, Trevor. 461 00:18:23,169 --> 00:18:24,736 Is this real? 462 00:18:25,780 --> 00:18:27,086 Yes. 463 00:18:27,216 --> 00:18:29,958 I'm here, Abby. 464 00:18:30,089 --> 00:18:31,351 He's here. 465 00:18:31,481 --> 00:18:34,223 This is a lot to take in. 466 00:18:34,397 --> 00:18:36,051 I told you he was strong. 467 00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:37,966 Is he pumped right now? Do they get all, like, pumped? 468 00:18:38,097 --> 00:18:41,230 You need to either get or fire a therapist. 469 00:18:41,361 --> 00:18:42,361 He says if you'll stay, he promises 470 00:18:42,492 --> 00:18:43,755 not to be overprotective. 471 00:18:43,929 --> 00:18:46,409 He just wants to get to know you. 472 00:18:46,540 --> 00:18:48,760 - This is insane. - And also, 473 00:18:48,890 --> 00:18:50,936 he understands if you want to go out with Neel, 474 00:18:51,023 --> 00:18:52,590 but he says he's not good enough for you. 475 00:18:52,764 --> 00:18:54,461 Oh, no, I know that. 476 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:55,984 I was using him for free food. 477 00:18:56,158 --> 00:18:59,771 His contact in my phone is literally "Neel the Meal." 478 00:18:59,901 --> 00:19:02,034 Oh, she was gonna play the player. 479 00:19:02,164 --> 00:19:04,950 I have never been so proud. 480 00:19:07,669 --> 00:19:09,062 - Alone at last. - I thought it would never happen. 481 00:19:09,193 --> 00:19:12,370 Oh. Sorry, didn't realize you two were in here. 482 00:19:14,459 --> 00:19:16,678 But you're staying. Okay. 483 00:19:16,809 --> 00:19:18,289 It's just so unfair. 484 00:19:18,419 --> 00:19:21,074 She was off drugs. How is that legal? 485 00:19:21,248 --> 00:19:23,381 I just got so excited about the idea 486 00:19:23,555 --> 00:19:25,644 of finally holding office. 487 00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:27,559 It's what I've wanted for over 200 years, 488 00:19:27,689 --> 00:19:29,430 but I couldn't even beat Flower. 489 00:19:29,561 --> 00:19:32,129 You know, Isaac, if this is what you want, 490 00:19:32,259 --> 00:19:34,044 maybe there's still a way. 491 00:19:34,174 --> 00:19:36,394 I grew up in the South. Do you know what carpetbaggers are? 492 00:19:36,481 --> 00:19:39,876 Of course, but explain it for Pete's benefit. 493 00:19:40,006 --> 00:19:41,573 Carpetbaggers are politicians from the North 494 00:19:41,703 --> 00:19:44,054 who would move to the South to run for office. 495 00:19:44,228 --> 00:19:46,665 Are you suggesting that I take up residency 496 00:19:46,796 --> 00:19:49,494 in the basement and primary Creepy Dirk? 497 00:19:49,668 --> 00:19:51,844 Yeah, maybe that's just too crazy. 498 00:19:51,975 --> 00:19:53,585 Someone would have to be incredibly charming 499 00:19:53,715 --> 00:19:57,110 to defeat a popular incumbent as an outsider. 500 00:19:57,284 --> 00:19:59,504 Incredibly charming? 501 00:19:59,634 --> 00:20:02,072 But that's me. I shall move to the basement 502 00:20:02,202 --> 00:20:03,943 and ingratiate myself with those hideous ghouls, 503 00:20:04,074 --> 00:20:07,164 and I shan't return until they've chosen me 504 00:20:07,294 --> 00:20:09,470 to run against Flower in the general election. 505 00:20:09,601 --> 00:20:11,733 Huzzah. 506 00:20:13,300 --> 00:20:15,346 What was that? I thought you didn't want him 507 00:20:15,476 --> 00:20:16,651 to be the ghost representative. 508 00:20:16,782 --> 00:20:18,392 I don't, but I just got my roommate 509 00:20:18,479 --> 00:20:20,351 to move to the basement. 510 00:20:20,438 --> 00:20:23,049 Which means you and I finally have that make-out space 511 00:20:23,136 --> 00:20:24,529 we've been looking for. 512 00:20:24,703 --> 00:20:25,616 Well, in that case, welcome to Smooch City. 513 00:20:25,617 --> 00:20:27,706 This is your mayor speaking. 514 00:20:27,793 --> 00:20:29,403 Unless you want to be mayor, in which case 515 00:20:29,534 --> 00:20:31,318 - this is your deputy mayor speaking... - Stop talking. 516 00:20:31,449 --> 00:20:33,233 Yes, Madam Mayor. 517 00:20:33,364 --> 00:20:35,061 Hello, besties. 518 00:20:35,148 --> 00:20:37,237 Ooh, what's that smell? 519 00:20:37,324 --> 00:20:40,719 Because I love it. 520 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:47,600 - Synced and corrected by